Piranha 3DD is the sequel to Piranha 3D and other than the prehistoric origin of the title critters, it is connected through its use of gratuitous nudity, Ving Rhames and Christopher Lloyd. The original story has Richard Dreyfus getting killed in the first scene. In this production we are happy to see it is Gary Busey. In the original feature, porn stars provided most of the topless scenes. In this one they opt to use main stream women. Perhaps the first feature should be called 3DD and this one 3D.
This story takes place in Arizona where Maddy (Danielle Panabaker) is dismayed that her stepfather (David Koechner) has changed the water park into an adult water park with topless "certified" strippers acting as lifeguards. Meanwhile the late Gary Busey has released the hideous piranha into the town's lake. So how do we get piranha from the lake into the swimming pools? Christopher Lloyd gives us clues.
The movie is a teen sex romp. It has lines which are an adolescent's dream, such as "Let's take off all our clothes and go swimming" and a few I can't repeat. The van scene was interesting if not sacrilegious. There is an intense lake scene with our heroine and one of the weirdest sex scenes since "Teeth." Up to this point I was thinking how much I liked what they did, with some new bits. Then at the climax scene, they made it ridiculous, especially the part with David Koechner.
Parental Guide: F-bomb, sex, full frontal nudity, nudity (Irina Voronina, Cody Kennedy, plus many others)
Piranha 3DD
2012
Action / Comedy / Horror

Piranha 3DD
2012
Action / Comedy / Horror
Synopsis
Having awoken from their spring break extravaganza at Lake Victoria, the swarm heads upstream where they look to make a meal out of Big Wet, a local water park where when it comes to fun, nobody does it wetter! Though they came to get wet, get loaded and get some, the staff and patrons get more than they bargained for when they must face the fiercest, most bloodthirsty piranhas yet. Lead by the strong-willed, studious Maddy and her friends, Barry and Kyle, the trio must dive in and take on these man-eating creatures using every ounce of their being but can they be stopped?
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If the first one was a good stupid film this is just stupid...
After the events at Lake Victoria, the pre-historic school of blood- thirsty piranhas make their way into a newly opened waterpark. To be honest i think that the first Piranha film was alright but this? It was retarded and not even in a good way. The film is full of over the top kills that don't even happen by the Piranhas themselves, there's even a scene where a Piranha is stuck inside the @ss of one of the characters, another one has legs and kills a child and a lot i mean a lot of 3D shots of fake big tits running around and screaming. The acting is complete garbage from most of the cast especially David Hasselhoff although some of them do try like The Flash's Danielle Panabaker or even Matt Bush and Christopher Lloyd also the cgi is awful and the overall product of this "film" is a waste of talent, time and money. (0/10)
OK but what the hell
this is quite possibly the weirdest movie in history. boobs, crazy evil fish things that walk, the guy from back to the future? intensely woven through with strange characters and abysmally-written dialogue, this movie is a right hoot if i ever did see one. bring in the hasslehoff story line, the underground bootlegging business and the variety of love stories, as well as however people are reacting in this weird death pool, i rate this movie highly only because it is possibly the funniest movie I've ever seen.